Posted by bmac on October 31, 2007
See his website here!
The Mighty General Zod
2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
Vote for your ruler
When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.
– General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler
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He’s clearly a Democrat, but at least he’s honest.
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March 9, 2008 at 6:40 am
Ha ha! You got a spammer!
If you haven’t enabled the Akismet spam filter, I highly recommend it. It doesn’t often hoover up your friends (unless they put multiple links in messages) and it biffs spammers But Good.