Who’s The Man?

So Fred! is in. He’s already taking shots for getting bigger ratings than the rest of the repubs combined, as apparently there was a debate last night, that (shocker!) nobody watched.
Here’s why I like Fred: He’s not wasting his time with these completely pointless exercises in futility. And more importantly, Fred is a man. He acts like a man. He smokes cigars. He’s got a hot wife. Unlike the parade of effeminate, coiffed, half-women that pass as possible leaders of the free world that are in this race, Fred is a Dude. In the old school, hangin’ with Sinatra, womanizing (with women),drinkin’ all night, kickin ass all day style. In this age of pervy, creepy, half-gay republicans, we could use a little of that.