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Earth to Dan Rather – Just…go…home. Please.

Posted by bmac on September 27, 2007

WASHINGTON (Map, News) – Former CBS “Evening News” anchor Dan Rather choked back tears on several occasions today when discussing his decision to file a lawsuit against CBS and he left many audience members with a sense that he may call President George W. Bush as a witness should the lawsuit proceed to trial (and Rather said he hoped it would).

Yeah, the President testifying at a trial that is trying to establish he lied.


 “Clear my schedule!”

3 Responses to “Earth to Dan Rather – Just…go…home. Please.”

  1. Enas Yorl said

    Over in The Corner somebody described Rather as being “One Kenneth short of a frequency.” HAH!

  2. bmac said

    I’m trying to think of Rather-isms to descibe his looniness.
    -1 burlap short of a sack-race
    -His brain is thinner than turnip soup
    – He’s got a slight hitch in his giddyup.
    -He doesn’t know whether to wind a watch or bark at the moon.
    In fairness, I ripped off the last 3 from Rather himself.

  3. bmac said

    Also, isn’t there a little thing called “executive privilage” that would keep him from testifying?

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