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Finally, An Honest Democrat

Posted by bmac on October 31, 2007

See his website here!

The Mighty General Zod
2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

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Vote for your ruler

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

— General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

He’s clearly a Democrat, but at least he’s honest.

One Response to “Finally, An Honest Democrat”

  1. S. Weasel said

    Ha ha! You got a spammer!

    If you haven’t enabled the Akismet spam filter, I highly recommend it. It doesn’t often hoover up your friends (unless they put multiple links in messages) and it biffs spammers But Good.

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