Is It Me, Or Is The News Cycle Painfully Boring?
Posted by bmac on November 19, 2007
Let’s take a look.
Chavez is apparently trying to rile up OPEC to embargo the U.S. Yeah, good luck with that buddy. The Iranian Rhesus Monkey is on board though. Oh, and some guy from Equador. Oooooooo scary.
Nicole Kidman testifies against a paparazzi. I didn’t even read this, because I don’t care, but it’s an excuse to mention the single worst movie ever made in the history of Hollywood, starring Kidman, the remake of “The Stepford Wives.” Everyone involved in making this POS, should be
waterboarded repeatedly kicked in the balls/crotch while being forced to watch it, followed by a viewing of “Sliver.”
George Clooney coughed up a whole 25 grand to help striking writers. Gee, what’s that, about a dollar per writer George? What a guy. With that kind of generosity, this strike could go on for 2-3 more hours.
This goes out to Cranky: Shep Smith signs contract with Fox for $7 million a year.