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Natalie Holloway And Elizabeth Smart

Posted by bmac on November 23, 2007

Natalie Holloway’s mother is dating Jon Benet’s father. 

A match made in hell.

I don’t think anybody cares about the Natalie Holloway thing anymore, and they shouldn’t. It was rammed down our throats enough. It’s pretty obvious the Aruba authorities are basically the “Fun Police” and will probably never be able to successfully prosecute an actual murder if it wasn’t captured on video by the “Girls Gone Wild” crew.

I blame the parents of Natalie Holloway. WTF are you doing sending a cute high school girl to another country to party? When I was in high school, the senior trip was to Disneyland. When did this sending high school kids out of the country to drink and screw become  OK?

My wife and I went to Cabo about 9 years ago, and all the bars were packed with 16-18 year old girls who were so drunk they were stumbling and falling all over the place, high school kids on their senior trip. No chaperons in sight. I have no doubt some rapes went down. How could they not? The bars were absolutely plowing these kids with booze. It was disturbing and shocking to me, that parents willingly sent their daughters into that environment, and at that time, I was a pretty liberal guy.

Same thing with the Elizabeth Smart case. The idiot father, with two young daughters, hires homeless guys to work on his house!  I don’t know Mr. Smarts politics, but I’d bet he votes Democrat. Only a liberal could be that stupid. (in case you don’t know, one of the homeless guys he hired kidnapped his daughter) Newsflash douchbag, most homeless people are criminals, drug addicts, clinically insane, or a combo of all three, and it’s not a great idea to invite them into your home, no matter how much you want to “Give back.” Your daughter paid the price of your good intentions you fucking tool.

As did Natalie Holloway. I have exactly zero sympathy for the parents of Natalie Holloway, zero, for knowingly sending her to a place notorious for underage drinking and general chaos for her senior trip, and out of the country no less. At least her mom got a hot new celebrity boyfriend out of the deal.

27 Responses to “Natalie Holloway And Elizabeth Smart”

  1. Anonymous said

    you have zero sympathy?? what an ***hole you are!!!

    • Anonymous said

      Please admit that Elizabeth is not so smart. Do not defend for her. This lady enjoyed sex with Mitchell so she did not want to return home.

  2. Anonymous said

    oh yeah, because america is such a safe place. because america is so free from crime. Only in the last year, there have been 5 high profile shootings, 3 in rural areas!

    Compared to america, Aruba is much and much safer, it has a FAR lower crime rate, a FAR lower teen pregnancy rate, and a FAR higher distribution of condoms rate.

    We also have zero tolerance for abstinence education. AKA stupid dumbass education AKA have sex anyway and hope (sorry, PRAY) you won
    t get preggers.

    condoms break at a rate of 3 percent. Wow. vows of abstinence break at a rate of 50 percent. Noo, 60 percent? 70 percent? Even higher!

  3. eddiebear said

    What does abstinence education have to do with these two cases?

  4. bmac said

    Anonymous is the Aruba tourist board.

  5. Matty K said

    I always liked how Natalie Holloway’s parents talked about how smart she was, like it wasn’t obvious to the rest of America. Ha!

  6. a realist said

    i agree. its survival of the fittest in this world. my mother wouldnt let me stay @ a friends house for more than a nite when i was 17..how fucking stupid do u have 2be 2 send ur kid to aruba underaged without supervision? obviously she wasnt that smart, and the apple didnt fall far from the tree. the parents are fully to blame.

  7. Anonymous said

    Smarts are Republicans. As Republicans they thought a person should work for what they are given. If they were Democrats they would have just given money away.

  8. Karen B said

    No matter what mistakes parents make or regrets they may have later, nobody deserves to lose a child. Blaming the parents takes away from confronting and focussing on the persons who harmed her. What happened to the parenting of the guys who would do such a thing? no one questions that. Obviously you dont have a child because you are so lacking in empathy. But you just keep trying to make yourself sound intelligent with your hillbilly swearing to make your point. People know better. I’m sure the public would never hear the end of it if one of your family members were viciously hurt or murdered. Just keep those blinders on.

  9. bmac said

    Ok Karen, if you have a 17 year old daughter, by all means, send her to Aruba.

    And thanks, I’ve been working on my hillbilly swearing!

  10. Fucking bmac. I swear.

  11. bmac said

    What? What I do?

    BTW, PJM, Mrs bmac wanted me to thank you for the Elfman lyrics, those were perfect!

  12. What? What I do?

    I was just trying to figure out a way to curse on your blog. I’m not sure how to hillbilly swear though. I’m not sure what that entails.

    Aw, tell mrs. bmac I said……….why the hell aren’t you posting on the Hostages yet?

  13. Great article I really liked it.

  14. Kelli said

    I just came across this after watching the Natalee Holloway movie on Lifetime tonight and wanted to see what all else had been going on with this case and happen to find this LOW LIFE SHIT WHO WROTE THIS ABOUT HER PARENTS…. I WORK UNDER THE LAW INFORCEMENT AND ANY WHERE YOU GO NO MATTER IF IT IS HERE IN THE STATES OR OUT OF THE DAMN COUNTRY THIS COULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU WALK OUT YOUR FUCKIN FRONT DOOR. WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE KILLING A NIGHT. SO HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR SOMEONES PARENTS WHO JUST LOST THERE CHILD BECAUSE IF THIS HAPPEND TO YOU, YOU WOULD NOT WANT US ON HERE DOGGING ON YOU ABOUT WHAT A BAD PARENT YOU WERE FOR LETTING YOUR LITTLE GIRL WALK OUT HER DOOR BY HER SELF TO GET TAKEN AND KILLED. SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

  15. Douch Dumbler said

    Mr. Ed Smart, father of Elizabeth, is a devout member of the Latter Day Saints or Mormon religion. Mormons vote Republican at a higher percentage than any other religion according to this US News and World Report story. Thus, it would seem a pretty poor “bet” that that Mr. Smart “votes Democrat.”

    http://www.usnews.com/blogs/god-and-country/2009/07/27/a-political-portrait-of-mormons-more-republicanconservative-than-evangelical.html.

    So douchebag, what did you bet? You claim you were a “pretty liberal guy”, and then go on to say “Only a liberal could be that stupid.” While I disagee with your premise that liberals are stupid, I would concur with the conclusion that you are pretty stupid guy.

  16. Antonio said

    bmac has no children cause he’s gay.

  17. Frank said

    I think Elizabeth Smart had orgasms when Mitchell was screwing her.

  18. gleek said

    Smart’s best sex days are behind her.

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