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Barbara Walters Redifines “Fascinating” Again

Posted by bmac on December 7, 2007

Barbara Walters 10 most fascinating people of 2007:

Justin Timberlake- I think he’s a talented kid, and he won me over with “Dick in a box,” but fascinating? Really?

Bill Clinton- I think she put him on the list on the off chance she may get to blow him.

Imus-For what? Kissing the ring of Al Sharpton? Still being alive? Looking like a scarecrow? 

Hugo Chavez- See Clinton. Oddly enough, during this interview, Barbara admitted socialism has never worked.

Katherine Heigl-I have no idea who this woman is, but apparently, she’s fascinating.

The MySpace Dudes- Yeah, maybe three years ago.

Jennifer Hudson-?????

Posh Spice and David Beckham-Yes, they’re so fascinating they’ve pretty much been run out of America on a rail. Met on these shores with a collective yawn. Maybe the geriatric Babs thinks “the kids” like them.

Finally, THE most fascinating person of 2007, Drumroll…… 

 J.K. Rowling-Is this a repeat of the most fascinating people of 1997?

What planet is Barbara Walters living on that these people can be considered remotely fascinating? I got bored trying to find stupid stuff to even say about them.

3 Responses to “Barbara Walters Redifines “Fascinating” Again”

  1. eddiebear said

    While we are at it, I hear that Internet thing may catch on as well.

  2. Enas Yorl said

    Well, they are all marginally more interesting than Barbara Walters herself (who is duller than dishwater), so from her perspective I guess they are “fascinating”.

  3. What Enas said.

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