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Even Michael Moore Knows The Dems Have No Chance

Posted by bmac on January 2, 2008

Happy New Year to everyone! Hope everybody had a good one, mine was very mellow, played electronic Monopoly with the family.

Anyway, back at it.

Saw this on Drudge. A letter from MM to his mouth breathing followers. You should read it, it’s hilarious. I say mouth breathing followers because you’d have to be retarded to not see through the walking contradiction that is Michael Moore. I think he’s lost a bit of his gravitas, as I’m pretty sure “Sicko” flopped, and you can only fool some of the people some of the time. Let’s take a look at Moores bail out on the Dems.

Twice before, we have begun the process to stop this man, and twice we have failed. Eight years of our lives as Americans will have been lost, the world left in upheaval against us… and yet now, today, we hope against hope that our moment has finally arrived, that the amazingly powerful force of the Republican Party will somehow be halted. But we know that the Democrats are experts at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, and if there’s a way to blow this election, they will find it and do it with gusto.

But we know that the Democrats are experts at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, and if there’s a way to blow this election, they will find it and do it with gusto.

Yep, they found that way by putting up un-electable candidates. I think Moore sees the writing on the wall here, that the Dems blew this election over a year ago and he’s distancing himself from sure-fire losers, and he should know from sure-fire losers. The one guy he likes? Kucinich.

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I doubt any Democrats are mourning the loss of support from Moore, he’s an Albatross around their necks, with hypocritical bullshit like this:

I am not endorsing anyone at this point. This is simply how I feel in the first week of the process to replace George W. Bush. For months I’ve been wanting to ask the question, “Where are you, Al Gore?” You can only polish that Oscar for so long. And the Nobel was decided by Scandinavians! I don’t blame you for not wanting to enter the viper pit again after you already won. But getting us to change out our incandescent light bulbs for some irritating fluorescent ones isn’t going to save the world. All it’s going to do is make us more agitated and jumpy and feeling like once we get home we haven’t really left the office.

On second thought, would you even be willing to utter the words, “I absolutely believe to my soul that this corporate greed and corporate power has an ironclad hold on our democracy?” ‘Cause the candidate who understands that, and who sees it as the root of all evil — including the root of global warming — is the President who may lead us to a place of sanity, justice and peace.

Corporate greed, and corporate power is the root of all evil? Really Michael? Last I checked, a corporation has yet to systematically murder 6 million people, or fly planes into buildings. Also, I’d bet that Michael Moore is the president of at least 1 corporation, so he gets to enjoy the protection that a corp. offers for his millions.

It also sounds like he’s given up on the Patron Saint Of Bullshit, Al Gore. A bullshitter can always spot another bullshitter.

I actually feel sorry for the dupes that buy into Moore’s…..well…..bullshit. It’s gotta be pretty painful to realize, as I’m sure many of his fans have to eventually, that he’s a fake, that he’s just another evil rich white guy taking your money and laughing all the way to the bank, while he tells you about all the evil rich white guys taking your money and laughing all the way to the bank. Suckas.

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