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American Idol Nearly Beats Oscars

Posted by bmac on February 26, 2008

Smallest audience since Nielson began keeping records in 1974.

Ha! Newsflash Hollywood, the only people who care about the Oscars are gay guys and single women. That’s it. Nobody has seen any of the movies nominated, nobody wants to see any of the movies nominated, nobody really cares “who the stars are wearing.”

Maybe get Peter Jackson to do Lord Of The Rings again, or perhaps a sequel to Titanic if you want anybody to watch your self congratulatory circle jerk again.

Don’t try to blame it on the writers strike either.

And Jon Stewart is not funny. The people who write for Jon Stewart on the daily show are funny, Jon….not so much. In fact, he borders on horrible, and I offer his standup career as proof. Never seen his standup? Jon would like to keep it that way. Because it sucks. Because he’s not funny. At all. Without a team of writers.

Actually I’m shocked there were no Michael Moore Moments, I totally expected some kind of Hillary pimping to go down, but as far as I know, that didn’t happen. And none of the anti-war movies won anything that I know of.

So maybe this was the best Oscars ever!

5 Responses to “American Idol Nearly Beats Oscars”

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  2. nicedeb said

    nobody really cares “who the stars are wearing.”

    Indeed. Unless you’re the one they’re wearing. Then you get a little peeved.

  3. nicedeb said

    Seriously….the last Oscars I watched?

    I don’t remember…I was probably still a kid.

  4. Stormy70 said

    The documentary Oscar went to an anti-war piece, and the stars were wearing orange Gitmo ribbons. I despise Hollywood.
    I didn’t watch the Anti-Americans hold their little awards show.

  5. bmac said

    I didn’t know about the orange Gitmo ribbons.
    I do know that without Gore there, the whole “green” oscars went right out the window.
    Stretch Limo’s for days.

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