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Much Ado About Nothing

Posted by bmac on April 12, 2008

Conan will wield his mighty sword in defense of gay marriage!

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Friday that he would fight an initiative to amend the California Constitution to ban gay marriage if it qualifies for the November ballot.

“I will always be there to fight against that,” Schwarzenegger said, prompting loud cheers and a standing ovation from about 200 people at the annual convention of the Log Cabin Republicans, the nation’s largest gay Republican group.

“Gay Republican Group” Is that like “Conservative Environmentalist?” Or “Liberal Gun Owners?” Why would a “Gay Republican Group” be in favor of gay marriage? Seriously. Unless they’re not really “Republicans.”

Gay marriage is a purely symbolic gesture for politicians to score points with the left. It really means nothing. Just about any “rights” that you get as a spouse can be achieved with very little effort through agreements that can be made with a lawyer. Those that can’t, can certainly be “worked around.” Anything past that is just crying for the sake of crying. This is the most meaningless, bullshit empty rhetoric waste of time in American politics today.

Nothing proves what a spoiled, whiney bitch of a country we’ve become, more than hand wringing over gay marriage. Freedom and Liberty does not mean everyone always gets everything they think they should always get all the time. Some people have to suck it up, and deal. Not being able to technically marry your boyfiend or girlfriend is not the fucking end of the world.

There’s much more serious shit happening assholes, get over yourselves.

18 Responses to “Much Ado About Nothing”

  1. Rosetta said

    So you hate the coloreds and the homos?

  2. Rosetta said

    I don’t know why but “log cabin” sound like a gay sex act.

  3. bmac said

    So you hate the coloreds and the homos?

    Coloreds?

    I don’t know why but “log cabin” sound like a gay sex act.

    HaHaHaHa!!!

    Log Cabin™

    You owe me a lot of money.

  4. Rosetta said

    I always use the word “coloreds” when I want to sound like an ignorant honkey.

  5. bmac said

    I always use the word “coloreds” when I want to sound like an ignorant honkey.

    It worked.

    Ignorant Honkey™

    Is that getting old yet? It still cracks me up.
    But I’m an idiot.

  6. Rosetta said

    Haha. No, it’s not old. It still cracks me up too.

    I thought that would be funny for 5 minutes but it has surprising longevity.

  7. bmac said

    It’s “The Gift That Keeps On Giving™”

  8. Kowboy said

    Did Ahnold ever admit to steroid use in his weightlifting heyday?

    It would at least be a viable explanation for his brain melting.

  9. bmac said

    Have you seen his wife lately?
    Her face is melting.

    Every time she shows up somewhere, she looks more and more like Skeletor.

    I half expect to see a clacking skull next time I see her.

  10. Enas Yorl said

    Skeletor™ You owe Mattel a lot of money.

  11. Lemur King said

    As far as I can tell, gays/lesbians have the same rights as anyone else in this country. The right to marry someone of the opposite sex. It’s that whole classical Marriage™ thing.

    I really want to like Schwarzenegger because he was a hero to me growing up. Then he turned RINO-Republican/politician and the whole thing got tarnished.

  12. S. Weasel said

    Oh, yah…he admitted steroids way back. It wasn’t illegal when he did it and it was kind of hard to deny once his heart exploded.

    BMAC, you’re beautiful when you’re angry.

  13. bmac said

    Ha! Thanks Weasel. I always wonder if I’m coming across like an angry vitriolic ass, or a slightly amusing vitriolic ass.

  14. in2thefray said

    Why would a “Gay Republican Group” be in favor of gay marriage? Seriously. Unless they’re not really “Republicans.”

    Perhaps gay people like tax breaks.

  15. Rosetta said

    “Tax Breaks” don’t sound as gay as “Log Cabin”.

    Things that sounds gay but aren’t:

    Log Cabin™

    LoJack™

    Coxswain

    Hammer drill

    Gerbil wheel

  16. eddiebear said

    14:if the gay marriage crowd gets taxed at the “marriage penalty” rate, I wonder if they will complain.

  17. bmac said

    Exactly eddie, I don’t know about everybody, but when Mrs. bmac and I got married, we got killed on taxes.

    Rosetta, you never fail to crack me up!

    Just so you know, Mrs. bmac was a huge WP fan, but since he’s been gone, you and PJ Momma crack her up constantly. Thanks for the levity dude/ette.

  18. Rosetta said

    Rosetta, you never fail to crack me up!

    Just so you know, Mrs. bmac was a huge WP fan, but since he’s been gone, you and PJ Momma crack her up constantly. Thanks for the levity dude/ette.

    Thanks, buddy! Feeling’s mutual. You and I have a similar rapier wit and a moron intellect and you can’t get funnier than that retard combo.

    Hopefully Mrs. bmac doesn’t get offended easily. Of course she’s married to you so I’m guessing no. Ha.

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