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One Final Act Of Stupidity

Posted by bmac on April 20, 2008

“Green burials” becoming popular.

Environmentally conscious baby boomers are driving the growing popularity of “green” burials.

Dry ice or refrigeration replaces formaldehyde, or a wood casket replaces a concrete vault in green burials.

Why don’t you just recycle the body and eat it? Use the bones to build a habitat for hobos. I mean, it don’t get more “green” than that. If you’re that committed to being an idiot, take it all the way. Don’t even sully the precious Earth with the insulting presence of your wasteful, decomposing body.

Green burials require separate cemetery space away from areas where heavy equipment is used.

The graves are usually hand-dug around trees, and simple stones mark the grave sites.

That’s nice, you get to hug a tree for eternity.

I watched a show last week on National Geographic about all the stuff we use in our lifetime, I think it was called “Human Footprint.” Aside from the fact that it was a two hour Anti-American screed about how wasteful Americans are, it was still interesting, and puts into perspective how retarded something like a “green burial” is. As if, after all you consume, and all the waste you create during your lifetime, (a staggering amount, even for greenies) a fucking bio-degradable casket is gonna make it all better.

Idiocracy baby, Idiocracy.

16 Responses to “One Final Act Of Stupidity”

  1. Kowboy said

    I think they should be buried upside down and have a tree planted in their ass.

  2. bmac said

    I think they should be buried upside down and have a tree planted in their ass.

    HaHaHaHaHa!!!!

    Now THAT’S a green burial!

  3. Rosetta said

    Why don’t you just recycle the body and eat it?

    Hahahahaha!

    Stupid smelly hippies can suck my tofurkey.

    I’m going to be buried in a Hummer with the engine running.

  4. Rosetta said

    Stupid faggot italics communist bastard!!!!

    bmac, will you kindly unitalicize all but the top line of my comment so I don’t look like some inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly?

    Thank you.

  5. Rosetta said

    inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly™

  6. bmac said

    Done.

    Inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly fixer™

  7. Rosetta said

    Hahahaha! Thanks for fixing my comment.

    The phrase “inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly fixer™ has a lyrical quality to it. You could maybe turn that into a song.

    Inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly fixer.
    Moonshine out the jug, straight no mixer.

  8. bmac said

    Inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly fixer.
    Moonshine out the jug, straight no mixer.

    Gimme a taste, of that elixer
    got a hot date tonite, with my sister

  9. Kowboy said

    Inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly fixer.
    Moonshine out the jug, straight no mixer.

    Gimme a taste, of that elixer
    got a hot date tonite, with my sister

    An important lesson I learned from my granny,
    Foreign affairs means dating outside the family.

  10. eddiebear said

    This is yet another examples of how with liberals, it’s not the results we should monitor, but the intent.

  11. Old Iron said

    I’m a big fan of “who gives a shit, no matter what you are still DEAD”. I could see the scenario play out with my family if I was this kind of idiot…
    “Yeah son, we’ll do you right and give you a green burial. What, it’s more expensive then a standard burial? How’s about you let us hold on to that money for you.”

    -Pokets money with the intent of feeding son’s corpse to a pack of bears in the woods

  12. cranky said

    bmac, will you kindly unitalicize all but the top line of my comment so I don’t look like some inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly?

    bmac, I’ll give you a dollar and a mason jar full of liquid gold to change Rosetta’s post back to all italics so he looks like some inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly.

  13. bmac said

    bmac, I’ll give you a dollar and a mason jar full of liquid gold to change Rosetta’s post back to all italics so he looks like some inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly.

    Ummm….a mason jar full of liquid gold sounds kinda like a jar of piss! Are you offering me a jar of piss to make Rosetta look like an inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly?
    Because, while it sounds tempting, it limits my negotiating gravitas for a Rosetta counter-offer.

  14. Rosetta said

    bmac, I’ll give you a dollar and a mason jar full of liquid gold to change Rosetta’s post back to all italics so he looks like some inbred chicken-fucking hillbilly.

    *mails cranky several “used” chickens*

    *pays nurse at cranky’s senior center to piss in his jello*

  15. cranky said

    liquid gold would be ‘shine, son.

    *marks package Refused: Return to Sender*
    *leaves package in the sun for a few days*

    *switches jello cups with Rosetta*
    *bribes nurse to put gasoline in Rosetta’s enema bag*
    *lights match*

  16. SleelsBiali said

    jcueyicazmbxtyfowell, hi admin adn people nice forum indeed. how’s life? hope it’s introduce branch😉

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