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Fox News Bad!!!

Posted by bmac on May 2, 2008

God, the left are retarded. Nutroots pissed at Dems for appearing on Fox News.

Markos Moulitsas, founder of the leading liberal site Daily Kos, told Politico’s Michael Calderone: “Democrats are being idiotic by going on that network.”

Ari Melber, the Net movement correspondent for The Nation, told Politico by phone that progressive activists and the Netroots are “not happy about it.”

This idea that Fox News is some kind of right wing spin machine, is just moronic. Is it because Bill O’Reilly is on Fox? To use a blogging cliche,’ “newsflash” douchebags, conservatives hate O’Rielly. How ’bout Hannity? For what? The whole half hour a night he’s on, sharing time with a drooling moonbat and every Democratic strategist that isn’t getting their teeth whitened that day?

Let’s see, who else do we have spinning RNC talking points on the Fox News right wing Nazi propaganda network…..Effeminate liberal Shep Smith? Masculine liberal Greta Van Susteren? Brit Hume, who’s on in the middle of the day, when nobody’s watching? FUCKING GERALDO???!!

*Thanks to Rosetta, who is not insane.*

This hyperbolic freak out from the left about Fox News is ridiculous, it’s old, it’s tired, and it doesn’t even wash.

Are the Dems getting tired of being pushed around by a bunch of mouth breathing, insane, mongoloid fucktards?

Maybe they’re getting a little sick of trying to get their message across on MSNBC, to an audience smaller than a 3 A.M. “Head On” commercial generates. Maybe it’s becoming just a little tedious talkin’ to brainiacs like Meredith Vierra and Katie Couric. Maybe Matt Lauer and Tim Russert stopped swallowing.

Maybe they’d like to have just a tiny challenge, you know, for practice. Just in case sometime, somewhere, someone actually asks them a question other than if they’d like jelly, or peanut butter with their salad tossing today.

17 Responses to “Fox News Bad!!!”

  1. Nigel said

    Yo’ Dude…you have been fired up lately!

    I have a friend who made a crack about the “propaganda machine” at Fox News…and who discredited their “minions”. His idea of journalism is Keith Olberdouche.

    I asked him how many conservative or Republican guests Olberdouche had on in 2007.

    (The Answer? FOUR)

    I then pointed out that O’Reilly isn’t exactly a hard-line neo-con (he disagreed) and usually has more liberal guests on his show in one night than Olberdouche has on in an entire YEAR.

  2. bmac said

    Thanks Nige!

    Yep, O’Reilly is a social con, but that’s about it. He’s a total greenie on the environment, and he’s always bitchin’ about mean ole Big Oil, and their “record profits.”

    Hannity is the only actual self admitted conservative on the entire network. And most conservatives hate him too!

  3. Seconding the “you on fire” element of the previous comment.

    I realized I had nothing in common with Fox News a couple of year ago. It may have been a more conservative network that MSNBC or CNN in the aftermath of 9/11 and the runup to the Iraq war but that’s like being more sexually attractive than Rosie O’Donnell with mouth herpes.

    Sorry about that image.

  4. I’m sorry. That was offensive.

    What I meant to say was “that’s like being the smartest retard.”

    Er… “That’s like being the funniest woman.”

    … I’m no good at this.

  5. bmac said

    Ummm….The tastiest caviar?

    The tallest midget…..

    The best performance by Keanu Reeves…..

    Your right, that is hard…

  6. The best post at Moron Pundit…

    The most reasonable commenter on YouTube….

    The sexiest chin on Roseanne Barr…

    The best Universal Health Care proposal…

  7. bmac said

    You’re favorite tax….

    The best Michael Moore movie….

    An AVN award for “Best Anal Scene”…..

  8. nicedeb said

    The most attractive goatse picture?

  9. Rosetta said

    Are the Dems getting tired of being pushed around by a bunch of mouth breathing, insane, mongoloid fucktards?

    I am NOT insane.

    bmac, this is one of my all time favorite pictures and it goes well with your post.

    Olbermann is a journalist like Jenna Jameson is an actress. They both pretend at the profession but at the end of the day it’s really just sucking a lot of dicks.

  10. Rosetta said

    Olbermann is a journalist like Jenna Jameson is an actress. They both pretend at the profession but at the end of the day it’s really just sucking a lot of dicks.™

  11. bmac said

    Good ™ Rosetta, that’s a keeper.

  12. cranky said

    Amen for bmac. Rosetta is insane.™ And a fucktard. If he tells you different it’s like he pissing on your leg and telling you it’s raining.

    FoxNews conservative? That’s pretty funny. Maybe Wallace and Hume lean that way. Can’t stand Hannity. The rest of their crew’s politics sucks — and when it comes to Julie Banderas and Megyn Kelly when we use the word suck we don’t mean that in the bad way.

  13. Nigel said

    Olbermann is a journalist like Jenna Jameson is an actress. They both pretend at the profession but at the end of the day it’s really just sucking a lot of dicks.™

    Damn, Rosetta…gonna have to steal that someday (giving you full credit of course)

  14. Rosetta said

    Nigel, you have permission for full use and no credit necessary. But you owe me some beers.

    cranky, you can’t use that quote under any circumstances whatsoever and if you do I’ll sue your ass.

  15. cranky said

    Olbermann is a journalist like Jenna Jameson is an actress. They both pretend at the profession but at the end of the day it’s really just sucking a lot of dicks.™™ Copyright 2008 by cranky.

  16. […] 5, 2008 by cranky Rosetta commented at bmac’s on FoxNews Bad: Olbermann is a journalist like Jenna Jameson is an actress. They both pretend at the profession […]

  17. Old Iron said

    This is why I read sites like this instead of watch the television.

    I get all of the news I need and want and unedited comments from the reviewers.

    Heh. Rosetta, that was awesome.

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