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Too Much Good Stuff

Posted by bmac on May 8, 2008

I admit I’m lazy. I don’t scour the intertubes for interesting stuff, I pretty much go to Drudge/Bart. Today is an exceptional day over there.

First up-Hilarious gaffes from Hillary, and Golem Begala.

I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on,” she said in the interview, citing an article by The Associated Press.

It “found how Senator Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.”

Oooooof! Man it’s gotta feel great to vote Democrat!

Here’s Golem with his feel-good compliment to Dem voters:

Mr. Begala, a Clinton supporter, said the party could not win in November with just “eggheads and African-Americans,”

HaHaHaHaHa!!!! Flattery will get you everywhere Paul! Can you feel the love people? They really love Geeks, Rednecks, and *serious white guy voice* “African-Americans.”

Alec Baldwin considers political office!

No surprise here, it’s just pathetic that he will easily get elected in California. If I were running against him, my entire campaign would consist of constantly re-playing him losing his shit at his ten year old daughter, and only that. Just a picture of his “Mad Face” and that phone call on a continuous loop.

Josh Brolin does his best Wil Ferrell:

I already wrote about what a disaster this will be.

Truly a labor of hate. The only way this mess could lose more money would be to cast Al Franken. Step-Mommy must be beaming. Josh Brolin is finally starting to get some prime roles after like, 30 years, he must really hate Bush to be in this dog.

14 Responses to “Too Much Good Stuff”

  1. Rosetta said

    I read somewhere (not Juggs) that Babs didn’t want Josh to take the role as “W” for fear he might “humanize” the President. They got in a little family tiff about it.

    Stupid elitist bitch.

    Anything fun going on this week for the bmacs?

  2. bmac said

    That’s interesting about Babs. Makes sense.

    Anything fun going on this week for the bmacs?

    Not really, probably a couple trips to the dog park, some black tar heroin, and maybe trolling for some hobos to beat up, but that’s about it.

    How about you and Mr. Rosetta?

    *sorry, it was just too easy*

  3. Rosetta said

    I meant to say weekend but, whatever!!

    Black tar…that is my favorite heroin as well.

    I’m on the wagon tonight. Tomorrow Mr Rosetta has a wedding shower and then a party with some girlfriends so I’ll probably do crap around the house in the morning.

    A couple of buddies are coming over tomorrow afternoon for some hot wings and beer and talking smack. For a man-lesbian I make a mean hot wing.

    Not eventful but still damn fun.

  4. bmac said

    Sounds like a blast!

    Should I be there around Three-ish?

    I’ll bring the Ranch.

    Unless you put ketchup on your wings too.

  5. Rosetta said

    Hahahaha!

    Don’t be a jackass. Ranch and blue cheese are the ONLY acceptable dipping sauces.

    However you will be relieved to know that ketchup is an ingredient of the hot sauce.

    Not as important an ingredient as Gib’s Bottled Hell™ but an important ingredient nonetheless.

    If you like hot sauce, order a bottle of this crap. It RULES.

    http://www.bottledhell.com/cgi-bin/store/agora.cgi?cart_id=8606716.18471*Un0gL5&p_id=1000

    If you don’t like hot sauce then spend the money on some new hair barrettes for your pig tails, school girl.

  6. Rosetta said

    And the regular Bottled Hell isn’t really that hot.

    They play it up on the website like it will burn through steel but it’s more flavorful that hot.

    I do recommend it highly.

  7. bmac said

    I’m SO gonna try it. I got a nice little fryer, and I usually use Franks™,cause I’m lazy, but I dig hot.(drink more) Homemade wings are the BOMB!

    Do you have a link for barrettes?

  8. Rosetta said

    No link for barrettes.

    FYI, the Gib’s site also sells “Mo’ Hotter Bottled Hell™” which has a little more heat.

    My wing sauce also has Franks™ as a matter of fact. That’s great stuff. The wing sauce has about six different hot sauces, butter, honey, ketchup, cracked pepper and some garlic powder. It’s friggin’ delicious.

    Also, we have another score in the pajama momma / nuclear bomb link game. This one on her blog….

    Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 9:26 pm

    Here is a little kid eating chicken soup. Maybe watcing that will make you feel better.

    Get Well
    Get Well Soon
    We Want You To Get Well

    Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 9:41 pm

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOU SUCK!
    YOU SUCK!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. bmac said

    HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!

    I can’t believe she doesn’t recognize the URL by now!

  10. He took advantage of the fact that I had a fever and actually thought he was being kind. Fool!

  11. bmac said

    It’s all in good fun!

    I think.

    Feeling better?

  12. Awwwwww thanks for asking. I think the bootie shot will help. I actually turned it down then when I was sitting there waiting to check out I thought about how much quicker I’d get better if I wasn’t such a wimp…….I went back and did it. Rough holding a sick baby in your hands and getting shot in the bootie at the same time.

    I didn’t even know I had a fever when I went in. Who as time to figure that kinda junk out.

    Oh and sweetheart, oh vey, don’t even get me started on my rheumetoid arthritis and my eyes, oh my I can’t hardly see a thing anymore. None of the kids stop by. Why can’t they visit their poor ole mother for just a second? How hard is that to do? You have time for all those parties, can’t you just stop by and say hi on the way to one of your fancy shindigs huh? Is that too much to ask?

  13. bmac said

    HaHaHa!!

    Damn kids!

    Didn’t you say something about strep? Strep ain’t no joke. I’ve had it a bunch of times, cause I still have my tonsils. Brutal. It’ll literally kill you if you don’t get anti-biotics.

    People always think Strep throat is just a sore throat, but it’s not, it’s viral.

  14. Baby got strep, I didn’t.

    woot! woot!

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