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This Is Why People Are Against Gay Marriage

Posted by bmac on June 6, 2008

Lesbians upset because they were asked to stop “making out” at a Seattle Mariners game.

Most of the time, a kiss is just a kiss in the stands at Seattle Mariners games. The crowd hardly even pays attention when fans smooch.

But then last week, a lesbian complained that an usher at Safeco Field asked her to stop kissing her date because it was making another fan uncomfortable.

According to a Mariners press release, they were told they could kiss, but were asked to “Tone it down” not an unreasonable request. The release says the women responded to the simple request like this:

The women refused to modify their behavior, began swearing at the seating hosts and complained that they were being singled out for their sexual orientation,” the club said.

This is one of the women.

This has apparently stirred up OUTRAGE from the gay community, so let’s start with some douche from a group called “Equal Rights Washington”:

Certain individuals have not yet caught up. Those people see a gay or lesbian couple and they stare or say something,” said Josh Friedes of Equal Rights Washington. “This is one of the challenges of being gay. Everyday things can become sources of trauma.”

Trauma? Look you fucking crybabies, has it ever occurred to you selfish assholes, that maybe, just maybe, some people don’t want to have to explain homosexuality to their 8 year-old at a baseball game? You want respect? Have some respect for others.

Homosexuals kissing at a major league baseball game is inappropriate, it’s rude, it’s disruptive and it’s disrespectful, and gay people with any class whatsoever know it. If you can’t be bothered to have even the most basic respect for common civility, for the wishes of the majority of people at a baseball game, then fuck you.

But wait, it still gets even better, when “sex advice” columnist Dan Savage, who writes for one of the Seattle alternative papers has to chime in:

“They (the Mariners) go out of their way to say it’s a quote-unquote family setting,” Savage said. “As a gay season-ticket holder, we’ve never been quite sure what that means exactly. I constantly see people see making out. My son has noticed and asked, `Do they show the ballgame on women’s foreheads?’”

First of all, what the fuck does “gay” have to do with “season ticket holder.” Unless there’s a gay season I don’t know about, you’re either a season ticket holder, or not. Secondly, Mr. Savage knows damn well what a “Family Setting” is, and yes fuckface, there’s a difference between homosexuals and heterosexuals kissing at a major league baseball game and you know it.

You assholes do nothing to further your own cause, or get anyone to feel sympathy for you. It’s precisely this kind of childish, selfish, rude disruptive behavior that puts people off, and then you have the fucking nerve to whine about discrimination.

This is a prime example of why gay marriage is going to be a major problem. Imagine the lawsuits that will be thrown around when a gay married couple wants to make out in ANY “family” setting, and if they are asked to tone it down.

38 Responses to “This Is Why People Are Against Gay Marriage”

  1. I gave a lesbian couple a ride home in my car (they were co-workers) well they fully started making out in the back of my car, not an affectionate peck on the cheek or lips, I’m talking serious tongue action.

    I asked them to knock it off. They pitched a big fit saying it’s cuz they’re gay.I said no, it’s because it’s fucking rude. I’m not your chauffeur and I’d ask a hetero couple to knock it off. IT’S FUCKING RUDE!

  2. bmac said

    Good point PJ, how ya feelin?

    It’s not fun to watch anybody making out, but gay couples KNOW it’s especially uncomfortable to see them making out, to just about everybody. And if there’s kids around, it’s unbelievably fucking tacky.

  3. Kowboy said

    Bumper sticker I’d like to see:

    Save America! Spay or neuter your liberal!

  4. I’m hurtin like a mofo.

  5. bmac said

    I’m hurtin like a mofo.

    Pain is temporary, the pride of a nice belly is forever!

  6. nicedeb said

    What these asswipes don’t understand is it’s inappropriate for anybody to be making out at a baseball game. Especially fat ugly lesbians.

    These people are the ones who are fascists. They want to impose their will on everyone else with no regard to common sense, manners, civility, or generally accepted moral codes. Dissenters be damned.

    If people don’t accept their bullshit, they’re the first ones to try to impose their wills via the courts.

    I’m sick of the shit.

  7. MCPO Airdale said

    What NiceDeb said!!

  8. bmac said

    You go Deb!!!

  9. cranky said

    These gay/lesbian folks don’t go to shows, they go to be the show. And it is completely about making other people uncomfortable with their unnatural acts that floats their boats. I’m not buying the they were born this way line — they choose their orientation and they choose their outrageous behavior solely to be shocking so they can play the victim when called on it. They are not demanding equal rights they are demanding approval of their perverted behavior.

    Screw them with the Barbed Cock of Satan™ and a rough pineapple sideways. They can go to Hell.

  10. >>yes fuckface, there’s a difference between homosexuals and heterosexuals kissing at a major league baseball game and you know it.

    I am curious about this statement. Why? Because it is a spectacle? Not something you see every day? Just icky?

  11. bmac said

    Are you joking Hazel?

    Seriously, c’mon.

  12. Rosetta said

    This is one of the women.

    The fact that wildebeest found anyone to make out with “her” is a miracle of nature.

    People that proudly wear their homosexuality as a badge of courage or as some identity marker are about as shallow and weak as you can get, in my opinion.

    Defining yourself by whose junk you like, to me, is an admission that you don’t have much else to offer the world and it’s probably a good idea that you STFU.

    That’s the big difference for me. It’s not the gay or straight thing with which I have an issue. Whether you’re gay or you’re straight, your sexual preference should be a mere personal detail, not a defining characteristic of your entire existence.

    To that point, if your sexuality is an issue in public or if it causes you trouble in society, that’s not because of discrimination, it’s because you’re a fucking idiot.

    No one gives a shit who you bang, people just don’t want to see it. And if that’s how you think about yourself? About the sex of the person that you like to get naked with? You’re an incredibly shallow being and you should uh..try a little harder to find meaning in life.

    Gay? Don’t care.

    Gay and PROUD?

    Oh yay!!

    So awesome!!

    *clap*

    *clap*

    What else you got?

  13. bmac said

    Rosetta-

    You fucking nailed it buddy.

    Perfect.

    That’s exactly why I used the part of the article where the “fuckface” referred to himself as a “Gay season ticket holder.”

  14. Rosetta said

    Hahahahaha!

    Gay season ticket holder.

    Idiots.

  15. Hermit Dave said

    They have Gay and Straight seasons in baseball now? Guess that explains the gold lame thong thing too.

  16. bmac said

    Ever wonder why they’re always playing “YMCA”?

  17. MCPO Airdale said

    Got a brother in law who is gay. He’s very discreet about it. For the most part a very level-headed guy but, he buys into all of this “equal rights” bullshit. Like Rosetta and Bmac said, it’s not about equal rights, it’s about attention and getting your “victim card”.

  18. Um, no, I’m not joking. I would like to know if you’re a homophobe, in which case I’ll be dropkicking your link off our sidebar, or if there’s just some sooper sekrit meaning being inferred that I’m too square to pick up on. Can you get *gasp* teh c00ties from accidentally seeing gay folk make out? Horrors.

    No, their sexuality does not make them special, deserving of special treatment, but neither does it set them apart for extra special dumping on, which is what you seem to be reveling in. Not because they’re stupid…which they ARE…but because they’re fat, ugly, lesbians. Quite the stretch to formulate an insult suitable for THAT.

    As it appears I’ve misstepped into an ultra-conservative witch burning, I’ll just take myself elsewhere. Have fun kids, and watch out for those marshmallows….they’re STICKY.

  19. cranky said

    Hazel I don’t give a rat’s ass what they do in private. They were at a baseball game in a stadium where people like to bring their kids to see a ballgame. They don’t bring their kids to see people publicly display their affection for their date/significant other/wife/husband/life partner.

    Ya wanna make out? Do it at home in private. If you require the stimulus of displaying your affection for another in a public setting your psychosexual deviation is called exhibitionism.

  20. bmac said

    Hazel-

    I fail to see how anything in that post is even remotely homophobic, and if you think it is, or I am, feel free to “dropkick” me off your sidebar, because I don’t blog to meet your standards.

    As far as your original question, I feel I answered it in the body of the post, but yes, homosexuals kissing is “icky” to most people, whether they want to admit it or not. That’s just the way it is, and the way it has been, and the way it will probably always be.

    Being repulsed by seeing homosexuals kissing does not make anyone homophobic, and insinuating that it does, is equivalent to race baiting.

    Not because they’re stupid…which they ARE…but because they’re fat, ugly, lesbians. Quite the stretch to formulate an insult suitable for THAT.

    Hazel, where did anyone say anything about “fat ugly lesbians”? except you?

    No, their sexuality does not make them special, deserving of special treatment, but neither does it set them apart for extra special dumping on

    They set themselves apart for “extra special dumping on” by making a huge deal out of a simple request by a major league baseball team, to simply have some respect for the other fans at the game.

    Ultra-Conservative Witch Burning?

    Now THAT’S a stretch. On second thought, please DO take me off your sidebar.

  21. Cranky: I am not advocating PDAs by either gay or straight folks, and do indeed believe EVERYONE should keep it at home. I was simply astonished to come across the statement I quoted. I wanted to clarify the author’s position so I could know exactly what kind of person I had chosen to read. Mr. BMAC can have whatever opinions he wants, and he’s welcome to them, but I find that one more than a bit distasteful.

    Mr. BMAC:

    As far as your original question, I feel I answered it in the body of the post, but yes, homosexuals kissing is “icky” to most people, whether they want to admit it or not. That’s just the way it is, and the way it has been, and the way it will probably always be.

    That is an excessively naive statement entirely colored by YOUR OWN perceptions. Ergo, there’s no talking you out of it. It’s icky to YOU, son, it’s only inappropriate to many other people. Your over-reaction is from whence I drew the perception of homophobia.

    Hazel, where did anyone say anything about “fat ugly lesbians”? except you?

    In the comments on this very post, son, or didn’t you read them?

    They set themselves apart for “extra special dumping on” by making a huge deal out of a simple request by a major league baseball team, to simply have some respect for the other fans at the game.

    That is not in dispute. The specific point I disputed was quoted in my first response to you.

    Now THAT’S a stretch. On second thought, please DO take me off your sidebar.

    Done!

  22. bmac said

    That is an excessively naive statement entirely colored by YOUR OWN perceptions.

    Hazel, it is my opinion, so of course it’s colored by my own perceptions, AS ARE YOUR OPINIONS. As are everyone’s opinions. How is that naive? Because I’m not as “enlightened” as you are? That is an incredibly pompous and elitist attitude.

    It’s icky to YOU, son, it’s only inappropriate to many other people.

    What’s the difference between inappropriate and “icky” (your word)?

    You said this:
    No, their sexuality does not make them special, deserving of special treatment, but neither does it set them apart for extra special dumping on, which is what you seem to be reveling in.

    Which I responded to with this:
    They set themselves apart for “extra special dumping on” by making a huge deal out of a simple request by a major league baseball team, to simply have some respect for the other fans at the game.

    And then you responded with this:
    That is not in dispute. The specific point I disputed was quoted in my first response to you.

    Then why did you make a point of making that comment? If it’s not in dispute, why did you dispute it? That makes no sense.

    Hazel, you’re the one that came in here name calling, calling me a homophobe, and citing this blog as an “Ultra conservative witch burning” and you have the nerve to accuse me or the other commenters of “over reacting”?.

  23. forged rite said

    I’ve read the comments and people have addressed you respectfully, so why don’t you stop the condescending “son” shit. For you to come here and deride others for suggesting people are uncomfortable around lesbians kissing at a ballgame while making it clear you’re uncomfortable around “ultra-conservatives” is blatant sanctimony. Work on solving your own prejudices before passing judgment on others.

  24. bmac said

    Hazel, it’s obvious from your first comment you tried to bait me or my commenters, so you you could point your superior finger and scream “Homophobe!”

    What’s your position on this issue? You seem to agree with everyone here in principal, yet we’re homophobic ultra-conservative witch burners? Your comments make no sense, other than trying to stir up shit so you can feel morally superior.

  25. MCPO Airdale said

    Witch burning has been outlawed in Seattle – due to worries about AGW!

  26. Rosetta said

    Well…this link fits nicely in here. Thanks for the suggestion, cranky.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/controversial_court_ruling_upholds

  27. Have you burnt any ultra-conservative witches lately?

  28. cranky said

    PJ, the witch burning is scheduled for tonight after sundown and when the moon comes up. It is more spooky looking that way. Please invite your lesbo friends. Wiserbud can bring his boy friends.

    Marshmellows will be provided for anyone who wants to make smores.

    And Hazel, that ‘son’ shit is right out of the Liberal Lunacy 101 text book. Good to see that you’re ‘out and proud’ on your liberal leanings.

  29. bmac said

    See you guys there!!!111!!!!!

    Should I bring my pointy white hat Cranky?

    Who’s bringin’ the cross and kerosine?

  30. cranky said

    Don’t forget your robe bmac, IYKWIMAITYD. I’ll bring the matches.

  31. Dammit! I missed all the fun. Stupid oxycodone keeps knocking me out when things get exciting.

  32. Lizz said

    Ok seriously, in this day in age your going to have to explain homosexuality to your kids. DEAL with it, these people are just that PEOPLE. Im not going to tell hederos to stop kissing because my kids dont know why there doing it, Im going to say they kiss because they love each other. end of story. Stop complaining because you dont have the balls to explain to your kids about something that YOUR uncomfortable with it.

  33. Rosetta said

    Hahahahaha!!

    Lizz.

    Good one.

  34. hot lezbo said

    gay people are just people. if all of you homophobes have nothing better to do than to gossip about other peoples sexual orientation you should really be evaluating your own lives. More than likely you have people that you know or are related to or even your own children but they are too scared to be who they are because of people like you! Do you think that gay and lesbians choose to be so? you think they decided “hey i want to be hated and treated like shit!” or they like getting looked down on and living a life where they dont have the same rights as everyone else…. when straight people are just as fucked up? Seeing ANYONE full on make out in public is not appropriate but to basically make a hate page on lesbians is not appropriate either. If it were a straight couple you all would have seen them, thought that it was rude and got past it. Just live and let live.

    you people are heartless

    and then you wonder why people go to all these drastic things like sex changes because you people fucking hate them and make them feel like they have to change themselves with operations just so you wont put up a fucking hate page on a wesite… its fucking horrible… you all probably would have been slave owners!

    they live a life where people like you make them feel hated and low so why shouldn’t they pretty much say FUCK YOU… they have feeling too… you should think before you speak.

    haha and fuck you all gay marriage is finally legal!!!!!

  35. hot lezbo said

    The last comment that liz left is completely correct… fucking deal with it because no matter how much it gets under your skin and you hate it, its NEVER going to go away

  36. bmac said

    Hey Hot Lezbo-

    Yaawwnnn…….

    Is that all you got? You forgot to call us Nazi’s.

    With a handle like that, you should at least have a sexy Avatar.

  37. Rosetta said

    What the hell?? I can’t buy a fucking troll.

    Hey Lizz and Hot Lesbo, please add the blog below to your favorites and visit often. It’s a very fun blog and there will be stuff there that will be sure to outrage you.

    I would like for you to comment about how we’re bigoted, racist neanderthals. We want to hear your point of view.

    http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/

  38. MM said

    Pat Buchanan said it best, “homosexuality has gone from the love that dare not speaks it’s name to the love that won’t shut up”

    Hot Lezbo might think that overt homo acts should be NBD but I stopped going to San Fran in the mid 70s because of PDAs that ran from hand holding to kissing to blow jobs-yucko

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