Morons, Like Advanced Zombies, Are Beginning To Work Together

I have been asked by DoublePlusUndead to co-blog on his site, something I was honored to be asked to do, and gladly accepted. I don’t think I’ll cross post the stuff I do over there, and keep the whole deal separate, because my posts tend to be a little long winded, and I want to keep with the general style of his blog, which is short and to the point, unlike my rambling style.

So check over there if you just can’t seem to get enough of me, but more so for the very talented stable of bloggers DPUD has assembled over there. “Stable” seems like the wrong word…..

DPUD Rocks The Moronosphere

I’ve been playing junior electrician all day, putting in a bunch of lighting in my kitchen. This is one of those times being 6 foot tall sucks. (climbing around in the attic, installing junction boxes in little 3 foot spaces)

Good times. I believe it’s all up to code though, so it’s worth a little extra effort. ( 3 trips to Home Depot)

No time to post today, so check out Mr. Plusundead’s Moronosphere link fest.

Thanks again DPUD! You are the glue holding a bunch of retards together!

I Too, Have Received A Tag

The lovely Nice Deb has tagged me with the “six word meme”. I totally suck at this type of stuff, but hey, I’ll give it a shot.

When I was a kid here in Vegas, we all had dirt bikes, because back then, there was a whole lot of empty desert to ride around in. Not so much anymore. Kids in Vegas these days do other stuff, like shoot each other.

There was a guy that lived on my street that was a little older than my friends and I, and he was a pro Moto-Cross rider. He won a lot, and never seemed to get hurt. We’d always ask him how he did it, and he would always say: “When in doubt, just gas it.”

Actually he said “When in doubt, gas it” but that’s only five words, so I’m taking a little poetic license to make it work. As a rider, it got me out of a lot of hairy situations, and that phrase has served me well over the years in other situations when I was nervous.

Not sure if that qualifies as a “meme” but in the spirit of fun, I tried.

So there you go. Now I gotta tag five people…..hmmmm….how about:

Steamboat McGoo

eddiebear

Cuffy Meigs

Ummm…I know that’s only three, but I don’t feel like I know anyone that hasn’t already been tagged well enough to tag. And I can’t tag group blogs, so that exempts the Hostages.

At the very least, shoot them some hits.

Moronopalooza At DPUD!

Doubleplusundead has another roundup of morons, as well as a scathing post on the always fun subject of pork. The spending kind, not the eating kind. I like the eating kind. Not so crazy about the spending kind.

Go give him some pork, in the form of hits. Porky, delicious hits, and get some edumacation while you’re at it.

Linky Love From Doubleplusundead

Moron round-up at Doubleplusundead, be sure to check it out, he does us all a service by helping us get what we all crave…..precious, precious hits. Go give him some.

Moronosphere Link Dump At Doubleplusundead

Yes, the Moronosphere. The few, the proud, the moronic. People unafraid to be totally ghey, and completely retarded. People that still use words like “ghey” and “retarded.” Bloggers who fearlessly tread through the dark forest of gheyness and retardation, sometimes daily, without shame, so you don’t have to. People who don’t have the common decency to keep their ghey and retarded opinions to themselves.

We are Morons. Hear our mumbled, spittle mouthed roar.

Some New Sidebar Art (Courtesy S. Weasel)

Credit where credit is due. 

Zombie Reagan. Frggen hilarious.  Click him to get one.

And I’m pretty sure Weasel did the Ace’o Spades moronblogger too. I’ve had that one in my computer forever, and just never put it up. And I’ve got way too much free time right now. Waaay too much free time.

Thanks Weasel!