Gaaaahhhhh!!!!
Posted by bmac on April 3, 2008
Be afraid, be very afraid!!!
Ted Turner predicts global cannibalism by mid century!!!
“Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals,” said Turner, 69. “Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state — like Somalia or Sudan — and living conditions will be intolerable.”
Run!! Run to the hills!!!! Take only what you need!!!!!! Apocalypse is coming to all you “Breeders”!!!!!
If that wasn’t bad enough, there’s also this:
AAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Ted might be right.
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Rosetta said
bmac, ex-Mrs. Ted Turner, Jane Fonda, just endorsed Obama. Throw a picture of her on this thread and you will score a 10 on the Idiotmeter.
It makes me somewhat uncomfortable that the largest private landowner is this country is certifiably fucking insane.
bmac said
Married Jane Fonda, started CNN, global cannibalism……how the fuck did this guy get rich?
Rosetta said
No kidding. I actually wish he was in the public eye more. 100% of the stuff that he says is batshit crazy.
bmac said
He must be a fuckin’ RIOT at board meetings though!
“Ok people, global cannibalism, who’s got somethin’ for me? C’mon, how ’bout you Smith? Hit me! What about you Jones? Global Fuckin’ Cannibals! Go!”
“Do I gotta do everything myself people?!”
nicedeb said
I thought that headline I saw at Hot Air was just an exaggeration.
Guess not.
What a maroon.
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