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Grrrl Power!

Posted by bmac on May 14, 2008

Barbara Walters exposes herself as the “Shameless media whore” she really is.

THE backlash has begun against Barbara Walters for admitting in her autobiography, “Audition,” to an adulterous affair 30 years ago with Edward Brooke, the then-married Massachusetts senator, while she was simultaneously seeing AlanAce Greenberg, who became chairman of Bear Stearns.

Example # 10,287 of too much information. Why would you reveal this stuff at 102 years old? To what end? What does she possibly have to gain by revealing what a soulless homewrecker she is?

My theory: She desperately wants to be “Hip,” like those awesome babes on “Sex And The City.” Check out this exchange:

“Barbara Walters is a shameless media whore,” says Marc Dice, spokesman for conservative media watchdog group The Resistance. “Barbara has now sunk to the very level of other attention-starved celebrities such as Paris Hilton or even Steve-O from ‘Jackass.’ “

The whores camp answered back thusly:

Walters’ spokeswoman, Cindi Berger, told Page Six: “This conservative watchdog seems to have lived a sheltered life in his doghouse.”

Yep, the conservative Marc Dice just ain’t down with OPP, so he’s “uptight.” I guess Marc Dice is just pissed because he couldn’t fuck his way to the top while wrecking marriages, like feminist slut Barbara Walters.

in “Audition,” Walters also reveals she broke up with Brooke only after Pete Peterson, the Blackstone Group founder who was Richard Nixon’s commerce secretary, told her that her bosses at NBC wouldn’t look kindly on her affair. But by the time she told Brooke it was over, he’d already asked his wife of 30 years for a divorce.

What a cunt. Carrie Bradshaw ain’t got nothin’ on Babs.

“Audition” also reveals that after breaking up with Brooke, Walters continued seeing Greenberg while also dating Alan Greenspan, the future Federal Reserve chairman.

Good grief, Barbara Walters was like a spooge sock for the rich and powerful.

Hawt.

That is, when she wasn’t destroying 30 year marriages.

Nice way to head into your twilight years with dignity there Babs.

One Response to “Grrrl Power!”

  1. MCPO Airdale said

    A liberal female “reporter” is a slut?! Say it ain’t so, Joe!!
    sarc/

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