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“O” Brother

Posted by bmac on December 10, 2007

“O Mentum.” This is worse than “Joe Mentum.” Oprah will be able to raise a ton of money for Osama, but she’ll never be able to deliver a single vote that wasn’t already his.

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Her Zombie Oprah-Pod followers live to do her bidding, she could be endorsing Dracula, and they’d line up to join the bloodsucking party, without question, in hopes of finding a free self-help book under their chair. I’d bet most Oprah-pods have never voted, in fact, she’ll probably do a show in which she gives away “Voting For Dummies,” which will be met with hysterical shrieking by her rabid clone army of clueless, weak women who didn’t know how to live after Rikki Lake went off the air.

10 Responses to ““O” Brother”

  1. barrysrib said

    Hey Bmac! Is it my imagination, or is Obama’s wife holding Oprah back with her arm?

    I’m just saying…..

    R.

  2. bmac said

    She’s givin’ her the classic “Moms Arm,” you know, like when your mom has to stop suddenly in the car, and puts her arm across your chest. Maybe Oprah was about to stumble forward in an attempt to take full credit for anything good that ever happens in the world.

  3. Enas Yorl said

    Wait, what? Rikki Lake is off the air? WTF man? When did this happen?

  4. bmac said

    Right before the entire world stopped making sense.

  5. Rosetta said

    You know what would be funny? If Kucinich showed up at a campaign event in Iowa with Sally Jesse Raphael. Hahaha.

    He would get a shit-load of press for that stunt.

    Plus my vote.

  6. bmac said

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he channeled the spirit of Morton Downey Jr.
    Seriously, it wouldn’t surprise me.

  7. Exspider said

    “Right before the entire world stopped making sense.”
    Amen to that. The clown act coupled with the dog and pony show is a little too much for me sometimes.

    I’ll probably get over it, but I don’t have to like it.

    /drive-by/back later

  8. bmac said

    Hey Exspider, for the life of me, I can’t comment on your blog. It says I have to be logged in to post a comment, and I was logged in to wordpress, and it still didn’t work. Help!

  9. GrumpyUnk said

    Somebody didn’t think this one through –
    “The omentum is the fat organ connected to your stomach that’s only purpose is to catch and store fat. When the fat is stored in your stomach, your body has easy access to it. The fat then creates an inflammatory process that irritates your arteries and puts you at risk for blocked arteries.”

    Strangely enough, this quote comes from Oprah’s website – http://www.oprah.com/health/yourbody/slide/20061102/yourbody_20061102_350_103.jhtml

    Oh, the irony.

  10. bmac said

    Ha! Thanks Unk! That is hilarious!

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